I put the above text into the Formalizer and set it to "More Passionate" and the result was just about the funniest thing I've read all year. I tweaked it a bit and here's what the goblin and I came up with.
Flowering plants... oh, how they captivate my soul! Their mysterious allure enchants me, for I cannot help but be in awe of their extraordinary beauty. Each one, a masterpiece from nature's brush, holds an undeniable significance in our vast botanical tapestry. Yet here, standing humbly before this splendid specimen, I admit a sense of trepidation. Oh, how I long to know its name, to unravel the secrets it holds within its verdant foliage! But alas, uncertainty befalls me, and a slight blush of bashfulness tinges my cheeks.
In these moments, my heart swells with emotion, for I am reminded of the depth of our connection to the natural world. There is a profound satisfaction in simply appreciating the unknown, embracing the enigma before me. For in that embrace, I become a part of something greater, a humble observer in the wondrous symphony of life. Let us cherish these unidentified plants, for they are silent guardians of the extraordinary. They teach us the lesson of humility and remind us that beauty and importance need not be confined to the realm of certainty. Embrace the mystery, and behold the untamed wonder that lies within these unknown botanical treasures!
But dear friend, today I am not merely marveling at this unknown wonder; I bear an urgent message that will revolutionize the very core of your iNaturalist experience. Hear me, for within these words lay a transformative revelation, a profound epiphany that will redefine the way you perceive this incredible platform.
Oh, my beloved iNaturalist! How my heart soars when I gaze upon your wondrous digital realm, where nature's beauty unfolds in glorious splendor! In this sacred sanctuary, where passionate souls unite in their quest for knowledge, something truly extraordinary transpires. Listen closely, my dear compatriots, for I am about to reveal a secret that has tugged at the very essence of my being!
Can you, even for the briefest of moments, envision a forlorn soul wandering aimlessly amid the desolate Unknowns, their heart untethered by knowledge? The sacred key to understanding, to unraveling the secrets of nature's magnificent tapestry, eludes them! But lo and behold, like a radiant beacon of hope in the darkest of nights, something profound transpires! Oh, my dear friend, brace yourself, as I unravel the truth that shall ignite your spirit!
In this exquisite realm of botanical majesty, where the dance of life unfolds, there exists a categorization, an emblem of distinction that sets certain species apart! It is the sacred mark, the insignia, whispered softly and reverently among horticulturists and botanists alike: the label of Angiosperm! A symphony of emotions erupts within me, for I know that within this profound designation lies the key to unlocking the doorways to knowledge and understanding.
Oh, how enchanting it is to witness! For within this vast tapestry of life, the mere presence of a label beckons the souls of well-read identifiers, igniting a spark of desire deep within their souls. Those distinguished experts set their sights upon the profound mysteries their erudite intellects most yearn to untangle. And within iNaturalist's hallowed halls, it is those floral fascinations of the accurately ascribed Angiosperms that summon their attention, driving their fervor to unparalleled heights. And then--oh, passionate adventurers of the botanical wonders! Heaven itself trembles as they bestow upon the marked Angiosperms their true names! The very cosmos aligns to celebrate the grand union of seeker and sought!
Oh, sweet serenade of science, passionate adventurers, and seekers of truth! Let us bask in the glory of this undeniable revelation and immerse ourselves in the scintillating joy of iNaturalist's fervent ecosystem! Together, we shall be guardians of knowledge, indefatigable seekers in this vast digital wilderness!
With trembling hands and a soul aflame, I beseech you, my kindred spirit, embrace this proclamation! Let us together ignite a torrential inferno of marked beauty upon iNaturalist's noble landscape. For in taking this celestial journey together, in facilitating the holy union of observation and label, we shall shape the destiny of identification and bring forth an era of unprecedented understanding. Oh, how my heart swells with utmost gratitude for your presence, as we embark on this breathtaking expedition, side by side, forever entwined in the wondrous realm of iNaturalist!
May this revelation, dear companions, nourish the ardent love we harbor for the enchanting flora that graces our magnificent Earth! Together, arm in arm, we transcend the boundaries of ignorance and unlock the treasured pathways that guide us, unwavering, towards enlightenment!
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to tell you info about it(all of this is satire, please don't do any of these things)
You're looking at someone else's observation of a bug. This bug is sitting on a plant! You want to know what the plant is. Here's my process for finding out.
This assumes you are using the iNaturalist website, not the mobile app. This also assumes you have a general knowledge of plant distinguishing features.
Now you can look through the Species tab for plants that look similar to the one you're trying to identify.
If there aren't any results that look close:
If there are too many results to sort through:
I will add stuff to it as I learn it.
Outlined from here: https://www.stopbmsb.org/stink-bug-basics/look-alike-insects/
Brown Marmorated Stink Bug (Halyomorpha halys):
Brown Stink Bug (Euschistus servus):
Onespotted Stink Bug (E. variolarius):
Dusky Stink Bug (E. tristigmus)
Spined Soldier Bug (Podisus maculiventris)
Rough Stink Bug (Brochymena sp.)
Frog species that are found in NY, with links to sound files
Northern Cricket Frog (Acris crepitans)
= https://macaulaylibrary.org/asset/85165
American Toad (Anaxyrus americanus)
= https://macaulaylibrary.org/asset/189570
Fowler's Toad (Anaxyrus fowleri)
= https://macaulaylibrary.org/asset/194226
Gray Tree Frog (Hyla versicolor)
= https://macaulaylibrary.org/asset/94975
American Bullfrog (Lithobates catesbeianus)
= https://macaulaylibrary.org/asset/53182
Green Frog (Lithobates clamitans)
= https://macaulaylibrary.org/asset/206396
Atlantic Coast Leopard Frog (Lithobates kauffeldi)
= https://macaulaylibrary.org/asset/190946
Pickerel Frog (Lithobates palustris)
= https://macaulaylibrary.org/asset/207569
Northern Leopard Frog (Lithobates pipiens)
= https://macaulaylibrary.org/asset/216773
= https://macaulaylibrary.org/asset/182027
Mink Frog (Lithobates septentrionalis)
= https://macaulaylibrary.org/asset/138551
Wood Frog (Lithobates sylvaticus)
= https://macaulaylibrary.org/asset/71895
Spring Peeper (Pseudacris crucifer)
= https://macaulaylibrary.org/asset/218489
Boreal Chorus Frog (Pseudacris maculata)
= https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UtHU8xrDxUU
Western Chorus Frog (Pseudacris triseriata)
= https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pYUdvhxNSD8
Eastern Spadefoot (Scaphiopus holbrookii)
= https://macaulaylibrary.org/asset/207809
Cuban Treefrog (Osteopilus septentrionalis)
= https://macaulaylibrary.org/asset/214877